Sunday, June 6, 2010
Cooking in Lyon: The Secret of the Secret Sauce
This is a story about French home cooking, and a dish that won't be found in any cookbook.
The story unfolded during my after-college stint as an au pair in charge of four kids in suburban Lyon. One of my responsibilities was cooking dinner for the kids, who ate at seven o'clock, just before their seven-thirty bedtime. Madame Pontal, the matriarch of the brood, promised she'd show me everything.
The potential coolness of this proposition cannot be exaggerated: Paris may be where Americans went for their food pilgrimages, but Lyon, France's second-largest city, was where Parisians went for their culinary splurges. The Saturday morning bullet train from Paris to Lyon was nicknamed the Bocuse Express for its population of hungry riders headed to lunch at Paul Bocuse's legendary restaurant just outside Lyon. Several equally brilliant stars in the culinary firmament also shone from Lyon's suburbs. To add to this embarrassment of riches, the city was also famed for the robust regional cuisine of its informal bistros, mostly run by women.
And here I was in Lyon, soon to learn real French home cooking from a genuine Lyonnaise mère de la famille!
"Tonight, the children are having pâtes," Madame Pontal announced one evening. "This will be very simple. Just cheese and sauce."
I knew pâtes meant "pasta", and I couldn't wait to see what kind of simple, yet rich and flavorful preparation she would teach me. What would be in the sauce? Butter? Shallots? Herbs? A touch of rustic local wine quickly cooked off to a child-safe hint of terroir?
She threw a few handfuls of dry spaghetti into a pot of boiling water as the children scrambled into the kitchen. "Pâtes!" one of them yelled with glee at the sight of the boiling spaghetti. Now I was getting hungry too.
It was now five to seven. Madame Pontal's pasta sauce must be crazy simple, since she hadn't pulled any other ingredients from the refrigerator yet. Maybe it was just pasta with butter and cheese tossed in just before serving. But she distinctly said there would be sauce. Does melted butter count as a sauce in France? My curiosity was killing me.
Madame Pontal drained the spaghetti and put it in a serving bowl. I carried it to the table. And then I saw what the eldest daughter had pulled out for the pasta.
A tube of tomato paste. A hunk of processed Gruyere. And a cheese grater.
God help me.
The children gleefully squirted earthworm-like wiggles of cold tomato paste onto their spaghetti, topped it with waxy shreds of supermarket cheese, and dug in.
"There's still some left; are you hungry?" Madame Pontal asked me.
I thanked her and said I'd fix something for myself later, after the children were in bed.
And for your dining pleasure, here is the second-most-appalling pasta preparation in human history, courtesy of the otherwise sane and reasonable (and utterly charming) Japanese YouTube cooking channel "Cooking with Dog". It is, as the video explains, a "unique Japanese" take on spaghetti, featuring a sauce of ham, bell peppers, onions, mushrooms—and ketchup. Don't hit me.
What this has in common with pâtes façon Pontal is that it is a perverted take on Italian cuisine by people who ought to know better: both French and Japanese cuisines are famed for their delicacy, sophistication, and profound respect for tradition—all of which mysteriously fly out the window when dishes of foreign origin are concerned.
This weird spaghetti "Napolitan" differs from its French relative, however, in that it's actually kind of tasty. Yes, I've tried it. Twice. I couldn't help it. It's the Sanjaya Malakar of pasta recipes: a jaw-dropping train wreck of a dish so strange and shameless you can't help marveling at the very fact of its existence.
My only "improvement" on the dish was due to cheapness and sloth: I was not about to make a special investment in loin ham (whatever that is) just for the sake of this recipe, so I used a few pieces of classic Southern country ham—a.k.a. redneck prosciutto—that I had in the freezer. So my version was probably less sweet, and more smoky and tangy than the original, with a certain trailer-park cachet the original "Japanese" version lacked.
I can't believe I'm writing this.
Napolitan (Japanese-style tomato ketchup spaghetti)
Adapted from Cooking with Dog
150 g. (5.29 oz.) spaghetti
1.5 liters (6.3 cups) water
2 tsp. salt
½ medium onion, cut lengthwise into 1/3" slices
1 clove garlic, minced
4 slices pork loin ham, cut into 1/3" slices
5 button mushrooms, sliced 1/4" thick
1 bell pepper, seeded and sliced into 1/8" strips*
2 tbsp. olive oil
3 tbsp. tomato ketchup
3 tbsp. grated parmesan cheese
½ tbsp. butter
chopped parsley for garnish (optional)
1. Put water and salt in a large pot and bring to a boil for the spaghetti.
2. While the water is heating, heat olive oil in a deep saute pan over medium high heat. When hot, add onions and cook until they start to brown.
3. Add garlic to the saute pan and cook until it releases its aroma.
4. Add ham and mushrooms to the onions and garlic and cook until lightly colored.
5. Add the bell peppers to the mixture and stir to combine.
6. Add the ketchup and 3 tbsp. boiling water (from the pasta pot) and stir to combine.
7. Set sauce aside. Add spaghetti to the boiling water and cook until done to your liking.
8. Reheat sauce and add the spaghetti, butter, and 2 tbsp. parmesan. Stir to combine.
9. Garnish with parsley if desired. Serve with additional parmesan cheese for topping.
*Note: The original recipe called for two bell peppers, but the Japanese bell peppers used in the video are significantly smaller than those found in the US.